Tonight my mom was visiting us, and she left as we were eating dinner.

“Bye, Mom!” I said.

“Bye, Mom!” Carson echoed. So that led to a little conversation on who was who’s mom.

Me: Mimi is my mom. And I’m your mom.

Carson: And I Annay’s mom.

Me: Hahaha. No, you’re Annie’s big brother.

Carson: [confused look and moment of silence] Who Annay’s mom?